"A list, why sir i am the A-list" bellowed Godfrey

Things i will do tonight
1) get two buses
2) read empire magazine
3) bundle the kids
4) kiss the girl
5) drink my new concoction of apple cider vinegar and bicarb soda in water
6) wonder what to have for tea

when you look at life its often difficult to see the meaning, the reasons, the why this could be considered quite depressing really

especially as an alternative list of things i don't intend to do but need to do reads

1) strip off silicone
2) re-lay silicone
3) paint that patch where the paint peeled

if i could my list would be

1) go to the pub with Sar
2) fornicate
3) leave the pub for a curry
4) smile sweetly at the sleeping children
5) fornicate
6) sleep soundly for 12 hours
7) wake up and watch a bridge too far or that film about the baader meinhof

so basically my ideal world and alternative world are not that far apart - either this represents low aspiration or complete satisfaction